Bar Furniture

Ok, I want to write one of these like some dude at a normal company.  What bar would be complete without bar furniture.  This lovely furniture is bar furniture.  It's like normal furniture but for your bar.  Amazing, you get some furniture, put it in your bar and it's no longer back of the truck furniture, it's bar furniture!  If you move it from your bar to your kitchen, it magically transforms into kitchen furniture!  I guess when you throw it out, it's garbage furniture!  Maybe donate it and it's nasty second hand shop furniture!  This bar furniture can also be used to put books on.