Ok, I want to write one of these like some dude at a normal
company. What bar would be complete without bar furniture. This
lovely furniture is bar furniture. It's like normal furniture but for
your bar. Amazing, you get some furniture, put it in your bar and it's no
longer back of the truck furniture, it's bar furniture! If you move it
from your bar to your kitchen, it magically transforms into kitchen
furniture! I guess when you throw it out, it's garbage furniture!
Maybe donate it and it's nasty second hand shop furniture! This bar
furniture can also be used to put books on.